Extra Filthy Pickup Lines

Hello, I just wanted to ask... what do you do for d*ck?

Do you know what really happened to Helen Keller? I made her scream so loud - she made herself go deaf.

Do you like "pop rocks"? Hmm... What about fat c*cks?

What is small enough to fit in this room, but big enough to make you scream in approximately the next 5 minutes? Me.

Excuse me, but are those your vagina lips hanging out the bottom of your dress?

Problems with your boyfriend, eh? You just feel a little empty inside? Well, how about I fill you up - literally.

When was the last time you got f*cked so hard you couldn't walk right for a week? Never? Well, there's a time for everything and the time is now...

If you think heroin is addictive you should try having sex with me.

(For female usage) Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you can handle my pussy or is that too much for you?

Look, I am going to be honest. I am going to be more truthful and sincere than anyone in here tonight -- I don't want a relationship with you, but you're hot and I'm hot... Let's do it right here, right now.

Do you use protection? Yes? Good, then we even out - because I sure as hell don't...

I can make you feel like you are on top of the world - when it's really just my 7 inches.

Are you a screamer or a moaner?

Have you ever heard the phase "Show me your t*ts"? Yea, me too. I never use it - I think it's dumb. Yea, I usually just say "Show me your cl*t!"

How many licks DOES it take?

Excuse me, my friend and I were discussing an issue over there and we need you to settle the debate for us... To have a legitimate opinion you need to be great in bed. Are you great in bed? Prove it.

I hope you look as beautiful on the inside as you do on the outside.

I'm not into the phone pick up line thing. Want to blow me?

I'll f*ck you 10 ways to Saturday before it's even tomorrow.

Hi, my name is.... My mom always told me it isn't nice to f*ck strangers.

You have two options: Either kick in the gut or lick a nut. You have three seconds to decide. 3....2....

I bet you $100 my d*ck won't fit inside you... Oops, I guess I was wrong.

Mind if I feel around in there?

I'm six feet tall - horizontally.

I have an amusement park ride over at him house... The Hurricane Tongue. Wanna ride it?

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