Cute Pick Up Lines

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Below is a list of cute pick up lines that work. We hope that you enjoy the Jewish flavor included in the mix! Who needs Jewish online dating services when you have all the lines you'll need right here?

1. God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you

2. Can I light your manorah?

3. This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you

4. Some guys use whip cream. I'm a potato latke man myself.

5. Can I go into you garden of Eden?

6. I've got ten commandments you can follow...

7. If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?

8. Your father must have been a rabbi because he stole the vowels from the Torah and put them in your eyes.

9. Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you

10. Do you want to spin my dreidel?

11. Which commandment do you want to break?

12. I got a trust fund for my bar mitzvah, what'd you get?

13. Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes

14. Can I put my Torah in your ark?

15. What's a nice Jew like you doing eating scrapple like this?

16. Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.

17. Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?

18. God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak.

19. Can I dip my maror in your charoset.

20. Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.

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21. Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights?

22. The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah.

23. Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.

24. How bout I play moses and u play with my staff

25. The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you

26. Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!

27. I'll take you to the promised land.

28. Don't worry I won't passover you

29. You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise

30. Want to wander through my desert?

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31. Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

32. Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why...

33. Want to party in my sukkah?

34. I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.

35. Why don't you slide your matzoh balls o'er here next to my gefilte fish.

36. A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.

37. My apples are just dying for your honey!

38. Can I put out your burning bush?

39. You had me at Shalom.

40. If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?

41. I may not be elisha but will you open the door anyway

42. Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?

43. Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.

44. Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns...

45. Do you want to shake my luluv?

46. I've got Ramses in my wallet that wants to put you back in slavery.

47. I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years

48. In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?

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49. Got any Jewish in you? . . . Want some?

50. All I want for Channukah, is you.

51. I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.

52. Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.

53. I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.

54. Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you

55. Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?

56. Can I part your red sea?

57. I've got six pieces of gelt and a grogger in my pocket.

58. Do you wanna see my haftorah portion?

59. Can I come into your massada?

60. After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for.

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61. Is that a mezuzzah in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

62. That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.

63. When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!

64. Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?

65. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

66. Going out with me is like having Chanukah all year long.

67. Hiding that matzoh is only half the fun.

68. Why should we recline tonight instead of on all other nights? Cause I'm holy, baby. Real holy.

That does it for our cute pickup lines in this section. Make sure you check out our other religious cute pickup lines sections (Christian and Muslim) as well as our cheesy pick up lines and funny pick up lines.

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